I want nothing more an hour of Ichabod reading a history book and making outraged noises the entire time.
Even though she broke your heart, I’d still put her in your top five.
5. Stella. 4. Zoey. 3. The slutty pumpkin. 2. Marshall, that time you guys pretended to be a couple when Barney was trying to sell the apartment. 1. Victoria.
Like your top five worst relationships?
5. Blah Blah. 4. Boats, Boats, Boats. 3. Karen. 2. Zoey. She made both lists. 1. By a landslide…Jeanette.